GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. A